Here are some userboxes that apply to me. I'm not a big fan of userboxes, but ...
Most of these userboxes were stolen, a long, long time ago, from:
AndreaPersephone; SalaSkan; and George, aka
Christine118500.
More recent additions were stolen from the
Lady of Shalott.
Wikipedia
This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to
get off the computer... after one more edit.
This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years, 3 months and 7 days.
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with
s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
Subj
This user prefers that the
subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.