OMGcom is a proposed process for dispute enhancement. Editors who wish to create as much strife and drama as possible may contact OMGcom at any time for assistance. The members of OMGcom pledge to flood every available venue of discussion with misquotes and inflammatory accusations, drowning out rational discussion through sheer numbers and irrelevant side arguments.
OMGcom is ruthlessly opposed to
The Cabal™ (or is a Cabal, but if accused of being such then no Cabal exists).
"This is one of the aims of the civility policies; to ensure that what would have been a simple content disagreement escalates into an all-out conflict over multiple fora." -
Coren (original draft of his first ArbCom proposed decision)
Members
There is considerable disagreement about who is a member of OMGcom. The list below is purported to be reliable, but if trusted as such it will be revealed that it is only a smokescreen for the real OMGcom which is managed through admin channel
IRC or a seekret mailing list (the truth lies in whichever venue doesn't give you access).
OMGcom is self-appointed, or elected by the community, or foisted upon
whoever draws the short straw, or chosen by Jimbo from a dark silken bag at midnight under a full moon. Whatever. Purported OMGcommers might be listed below:
The Grand Vizier is Xavexgoem. Bow Before Xavexgoem:
I've been nominated for membership by
Jaakobou on
ChrisO's talk page. If elected, I can offer expansive services in paragraph bloating, verbal self-inflation, tedious tolutiloquence, splitting hairs on bald disputes, finding needles to needle adversaries with in a strawman's haystack, and generally, anything that requires pompous exasperation, or what
Louis-Ferdinand Céline in an otherwise disgusting book called an ability to frénétiser l'insignifiance.
Nishidani (
talk)
15:15, 5 October 2008 (UTC)reply
You don't know who I am, I have not ever revealed my identity, and I secretly control the wiki and Earth. --Anonymous(Mute) 762 Decembroth 23691 (5 years to the end) (UTC)