——————————————— Coby Sevdy———————————————
SSgt Jacob Sevdy The First | |
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Coby | |
Born | Jacob May 12, 1984 |
Disappeared | June 25, 2002 (aged 18) Lackland AFB |
Status | Found |
Died | Error: Death date (first date) must not be in the future Home |
Cause of death | Gave up on the immortality gig |
Body discovered | by his 29th wife |
Resting place | In the vastness of space 43°36′12″N 110°44′10″W / 43.60336°N 110.7362°W |
Monuments | The Awesome Character Monument |
Nationality | American |
Other names | Coby (again) |
Citizenship | United States |
Education | Well-educated |
Alma mater | In some important stuff |
Occupation | United States Air Force |
Years active | All his years |
Employer | US Gov't |
Organization | USAF |
Agent | Nope |
Known for | Being splendiferous |
Notable work | His Wikipedia page |
Style | Charismatic |
Television | Doesn't watch it |
Height | 6 ft 0 in (183 cm) |
Title | Mr. |
Term | Always |
Predecessor | Sevdy Sr. |
Successor | Jr. |
Political party | Unaffiliated |
Movement | He likes to move |
Opponent | Idiots |
Board member of | broken |
Criminal charge | It's not illegal until they catch me... |
Criminal penalty | 1,000,000 kisses from pretty ladies |
Criminal status | At large |
Spouse(s) | The other Sevdy, female-type |
Partner | See above |
Children | None yet |
Parent | Two of 'em |
Relatives | Lots of 'em |
Call sign | Miles |
Awards |
Joint Service Achievement Medal
Air Force Achievement Medal |
Website |
www |
Signature | |
Notes | |
I'm a bad, bad boy |