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- I am the very model of a modern wikipedian:
- I've knowledge of Greek drama, both
comedic and
tragedian;
- I know historic battlefields from
Ancient Rome to World War Two,
- and neutral is the mode in which I always keep my
point of view!
- I'm very well acquainted, too, with
Polynese ethnology.
- I understand
Samoan lore and
Mā-ori mythology.
- From
mountain peaks of Suriname to
passes of the Great Divide,
- I see to it that everything is quite correctly
wikified!
- He sees to it that everything is quite correctly wikified!
- He sees to it that everything is quite correctly wikified!
- He sees to it that everything is quite correctly wiki- wikified!
- Some people think my entries are little more than
trivia —
- that
episode of Barney or some
woodwind of Bolivia —
- and yet, in matters great and small, high and low and median,
- I am the very model of a modern wikipedian
- In short, in matters great and small, high and low and median,
- He is the very model of a modern wikipedian!
♫ I must become a wiki admin-candidate ♪
- I
SIGN all of my comments; and
give summaries for each edit;
- I never
BITE; I never
POINT; I follow
wiki etiquette;
I
assume good faith when wiki-flamed, and wear a thickened wiki-skin.
For I am the very model of a proper wiki-citizen:
- I'm often found at
village pumps discussing
rules and
policy,
- and judging
notability while over at the
AfD,
- In matters wiki-sophic, I'm no
exopede
inclusionist,
- but an
incremento-
eventuo-
darwikian-
delusionist!
- an incremento-eventuo-darwikian-delusionist!
- an incremento-eventuo-darwikian-delusionist!
- an incremento-eventuo-darwikian-delusion-usionist!
(civility?)
(wikiproject?)
I am the very model of a modern wikipedian.
I wrote this wiki-parody to
ease some wiki-tedium.
- I am the very model of a proper wiki-citizen:
- I
assume good faith when wiki-flamed, and wear a thickened wiki-skin.
- When
dealing with my colleagues I'm a friendly wiki-editor,
- but the sight of
trollishness makes me a
vandal-stalking predator;
- When dealing with his colleagues he's a friendly wiki-editor,
- but when provoked he can become a vandal-stalking predator!
- Reverts and warnings I have made while on the
recent change patrol,
- I play some cat-and-mouse with them, but now I want to block-a-mole,
- and so at last I must become a wiki
admin-candidate:
- since I'm my only fan, I have no choice but to self-nominate.
- As prep for this I've learned about all
bans and
blocks and
redirects,
- now I can tell you anything on
SEMIs and full
page protects,
- and when you hear all that I know of wikipede sysop-ery,
- you’ll say no better candidate has ever sought the mop-pery
- you’ll say no better candidate has ever sought the mop -pery.
- you’ll say no better candidate has ever sought the mop -pery.
- you’ll say no better candidate has ever sought the moppa mop-pery.
- Now the adminship, as
Jimbo says, is really no big deal at all:
- many fail and so might I (my role in
portal talk's been small)
- But still in matters great and small, high and low and median
- I am the very model of a modern wikipedian
- In fact, in matters great and small, high and low and median,
- He is the very model of a modern wikipedian!