snuk This user says
snuck .
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
English This user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.
whom This user insists upon using
whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
if & whether This user knows how to use "if " and "whether " correctly.
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
Subj
This user prefers that the
subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."
This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".
Majority ≠ right
This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still
a mistake .
. The This user does not put
two spaces after a full stop.
A, B, and A and B This user uses the
serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with
s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
its & it's This user thinks ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just i-t-s , but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's i-t-apostrophe-s ...
Scalawag .
its This user understands the
difference between its (of it ) and it's (it is or it has ).
its it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in
its proper manner.
its & it's This user understands the difference between
its and
it's . So should you.
“...”! US vs. UK This user uses
logical quotation marks . Internal punctuation leads to factual errors . It's not a style issue!
; This user knows how to use a
semicolon correctly.
Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
AIM -1 This uzer has an amateur understanding of the
AIM talk . Brb
pig -3 Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway anway advancedway evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay .
Ubbi -2 Thubis ubusuber cuban spubeak uban ubintubermedubiubate lubevubel ubof Ububbubi Dububbubi.
IntS -1 This uxor is a
lamer at
Internet slang , but still lieks to throw in teh occasional "lol" or "omg" on their blog.
1337 /
IntS
! This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you , thanks.
Nds ! This user is strongly offended by the
Slavophobic "
Nadsat ", and will not respond well to use thereof.
gb -0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by
The Sims .
ubx -0 This user does not enjoy userboxes .
dlph -1 Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek .
sar -N This user is a native speaker of
sarcasm . Isn't that just great ?
W3C This user believes in compliance with
W3C standards.
This user's favourite animal is the
raven .
This user is observed by
platys .
This user's favorite color is ultraviolet .
G This user will use
Google before asking dumb questions.
This user uses
Google as a primary search engine.
This user strongly believes
pigs die for a
cause .
This user will dine on MREs as soon as they offer varieties such as "Foie gras de canard aux truffes ".
This user likes their
steak
.
This user likes
horses , especially on sandwiches.
This user likes
pie .
This user drinks so much
milk , their bones can cut diamonds.
H2 O This user is H2 O intolerant. Achoo!
This user drinks
Sake .
This user eats at
SUB WAY and eats fresh.
This user drinks
wine .
GAME
This user won "the Game" .
This user likes
foggy days.
This user knows
your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you)
This user knows that math is
∫
e
x
y
{\displaystyle \int e^{xy}\,}
.
2
{\displaystyle {\sqrt {2}}}
This user knows how to prove that the
square root of two is irrational.
∑
n
=
1
∞
n
x
x
!
{\displaystyle \sum _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {n^{x}}{x!}}}
This user understands capital sigma and pi notation , and you should too!
∏
n
=
1
∞
n
x
x
!
{\displaystyle \prod _{n=1}^{\infty }{\frac {n^{x}}{x!}}}
?met? This user prefers
metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
10 This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.
0.
9
¯
{\displaystyle 0.{\bar {9}}}
=1This user knows that
0.999... is exactly 1 , but acquired a migraine learning it.
∑
k
=
1
∞
x
k
k
!
{\displaystyle \sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}}
This user loves
problem solving .
This user believes that
communism is an ideal system of government —in theory.
This user doesn't like
Nazis .
This user is
drug -free .
This user would like to know what a
black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.
This user loves
writing , but can hardly find the time to do so.
This user follows
Maxim 37 :There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by
Chuck Norris . Not yet...
K-PAXian
This user is from
K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
This user has been discriminated against because they were homeschooled
Name This user wants their name to be confidential. XXX
"it" This user prefers being called
it .
right-minded This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.