This article has multiple issues. Please help improve it or discuss these issues on the talk page. ( Learn how and when to remove these template messages) The topic of this article may not meet Wikipedia's notability guideline for music. Please help to demonstrate the notability of the topic by citing reliable secondary sources that are independent of the topic and provide significant coverage of it beyond a mere trivial mention. If notability cannot be shown, the article is likely to be merged, redirected, or deleted. Find sources:  "Kauf MICH!" song –  news · newspapers · books · scholar · JSTOR (May 2020) ( Learn how and when to remove this message) This article does not cite any sources. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. Find sources:  "Kauf MICH!" song –  news · newspapers · books · scholar · JSTOR (April 2019) ( Learn how and when to remove this message) ( Learn how and when to remove this message)

"Kauf MICH!"
Single by Die Toten Hosen
from the album Kauf MICH!
Released	18 April 1994
Genre	Punk rock
Length	3:30
Label	Virgin Records
Songwriter(s)	Andreas Frege Michael Breitkopf Hanns Christian Müller
Die Toten Hosen singles chronology
" Alles aus Liebe" (1993) "Kauf MICH!" (1994) " The Return of Alex" (1994)

"Kauf MICH!" (Buy ME!) is a song by Die Toten Hosen. It's the fourth single and the seventh track from the album Kauf MICH!. The single cover is designed as a typical washing powder box.

The uniqueness of the song is, that lyrically narrator puts himself "on the market", coinciding with the theme of commercialism.

One of the b-sides, "Der heiße Draht", is based on an idea of people calling and singing DTH songs over the phone. For the single, this was divided in three parts. On the re-release of Kauf MICH!, a best-of from these calls was made.

There is also an English version of the song, titled "Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (Buy Me!)", which appeared on Love, Peace & Money.

The video was directed by Hans Neleman. It features mostly touring footage.

1. "Kauf MICH!" (Breitkopf/Frege, Müller) – 3:30
2. "Der heiße Draht (Teil I)" (The hot wire (Part I)) − 6:19
3. "Hilfe" (Help) (von Holst/Frege) − 3:24
4. "Der heiße Draht (Teil II)" − 6:15
5. " I Fought the Law" ( Sonny Curtis) − 2:35 ( The Crickets cover)
6. "Der heiße Draht (Teil III)" − 7:25